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Religion, children style [Jun. 26th, 2004|12:01 pm]
Nite Mirror
I just found this in my email, and I thought I'd save it here on lj:



KIDS LETTERS



1. Dear God,

Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda

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2. Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce

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3. Dear Mr. God,

I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet

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4. Dear God,

If we come back as somebody else, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her. Denise

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6. God,

I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison

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7. Dear God,

How did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene

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8. Dear God,

Is it true my Father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita

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9. Dear God,

I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan

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10. Dear God,

Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You? If you did then I'm going to get even with my brother. Darla

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11. Dear God,

I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn

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12. Dear God,

My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis

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13. Dear God,

Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does? Nan

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14. Dear God,

It's O. K. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes? Arnold

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15. Dear God,

Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma

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16. Dear God,

In bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer

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17. Dear God,

What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything you wanted. Jane

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18. Dear God,

How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now? Seymour

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19. Dear God,

Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Peter

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20. Dear God,

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry

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21. Dear God,

I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark

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22. Dear God,

You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street. Dean

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23. Dear God,

My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say? Marsha

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24. Dear God,

If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.

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25. Dear God,

Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? Donny

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26. Dear God,

In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you are on vacation? Jane

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27. Dear God,

In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he steal your idea? Sincerely, Donna

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28. Dear God,

I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God. Charles

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29. Dear God,

It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff

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30. Dear God,

I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank

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31. Dear God,

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Carol
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: saintgeorge
2004-06-26 09:51 pm (UTC)

Source?

Where do you get this stuff?
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[User Picture]From: nitemirror
2004-06-29 06:23 pm (UTC)

Re: Source?

This came from a group dedicated to a Chicago radio show I like, The Steve and Johnnie Show.

Someone who goes by the name of "Spunko Vision" posted it there. Where he got it from I don't know. I could ask if you want.
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[User Picture]From: saintgeorge
2004-07-01 01:04 am (UTC)

Re: Source?

No, it's okay, I was just asking out of idle curiousity. Thanks, anyway.
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