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Play on Words [Jan. 7th, 2002|12:23 pm]
Nite Mirror
From LangaList Standard Edition 2002-01-07:

10) Just For Grins

Writing from Canada, reader Nick Dormaar sends along these "PLAY(s) ON
WORDS:"

Dyslexics have more fnu
Clones are people, two
Entropy isn't what it used to be
Microbiology Lab Staph Only!
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses
Eschew obfuscation
186,000 miles/sec (300,000km/sec): Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Editing is a rewording activity
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure
My reality check just bounced
Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway
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