||[Dec. 30th, 2003|02:56 pm]
I had been planing on going to see ROTK at a near by Multiplex in the next few days, however driving past my town's little one screen movie theater I see that it will be coming here next week. Cool, I won't even have to leave town to see it.|
And now on to matters of lesser importance:
A guy went to his dentist, because of pain in his mouth.
After a brief examination, the dentist exclaimed, "Holy Smoke! The plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?"
"Well, the only thing I can think of is my wife made some asparagus about four months ago with some sauce on it. Hollandaise sauce she called it ... and doctor, I'm talking DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it! Ever since then, I put it on everything, meat, fish, toast, vegetables … you name it!"
"That's probably it," replied the dentist. "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems I'll have to install a new plate made from chrome."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows, there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"