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[Feb. 6th, 2004|09:51 pm]
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

A "huge heart" covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.

Following the eulogy, the huge heart opened and the cardiologist's
casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed....sealing the cardiologist inside the huge
heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When confronted, he said: "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.
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