So Suha Arafat, the widow of Yasser, emailed me saying how the PLO is giving her all this trouble and she needs my help to hide her billions. In exchange she'll give me 21 million of it, and because her phone lines are all tapped we can only communicate via email. All I have to do is email her my bank account information.
Hmm, what do you think? Should I take her up on it?
(Can you say new twist on the old Nigerian Email scam? What was that? Oh, ok. close enough for me.)