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[May. 28th, 2006|05:53 am]
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I heard a news story on the radio that I thought I'd share.

Apparently a 6 year old was emptying his school bag in the middle of his class and pulled out a 2 lb. bag of marijuana. Well, the kid's father admitted he hid it there and forgot to remove it before the kid went to school.

Now, as Paul Harvey would said, here's the rest of the story: He told the police that he was selling the marijuana to pay for his tobacco habit.

Um, keeping with my radio theme, lets borrow a bit from Charles Osgood and review that a bit slower to see if it makes more sense.

S o ...    
h e  ...   
w a s  ...    
s e l l i n g ...    
i l l e g a l  ...   
c i g a r e t t e s  ...   
t o  ...   
b u y  ...   
l e g a l  ...
c i g a r e t t e s .

N o w  ...   
h e ...    
g e t s  ...   
t o  ...   
g o  ...    
t o  ...   
j a i l  ...   
w h e r e  ...   
h e  ...
w o n ' t  ...   
b e  ...   
a l l o w e d  ...   
a n y  ...   
c i g a r e t t e s  ...   
a t  ...   
a l l .


Hmm, nope. Even typed slowly this one still doesn't make sense to me.
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Comments:
From: (Anonymous)
2006-05-28 10:14 pm (UTC)
I don't think that logic ever played in his decision making process. Go figure.
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