So standing outside a paper blew right to me. I looked at it, and saw it was a school kid's paper. The back was an essay about using too much spices, turning it over to the front I saw a different article on the medical care of someone by the name of J.K. DaBey. The paper was written by Justin Seaten.
The title was "Justin Seaten on the Doc of Dabey/Wasting Thyme."