Heh, I'm glad you put the bad news ones first every time. I hope you'll soon be able to make a post with more good news ones.

If I were you I'd use that check to go get a humongous amount of tea bags and give the credit card company your swollen red middle finger. After that you can use the cheese cloth with tealeaves to wrap around your finger so the swelling will go down from the bee sting. You might also want to consider getting a job at that car dealership and "winterize" a couple of their vehicles on display (make sure you're in disguise though). Lol.
;)
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lol