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Out of context quotes [Sep. 28th, 2002|09:06 pm]
Nite Mirror
Yes, My mind descends into the gutter more than occasionally. Here are some things I heard listening to a radio show about gardening.

Several references to "planting a woody." (apparently referring to some kind of shrub)

Male host of the gardening show: "I have never seen her garden."
Female guest: "Ah, but I have invited you into my garden several times."

Going back to the topic "planting a woody"
Female guest: "There are woodies under 15 ft. tall ... and I call my smaller ones 'roundy moundies.'"

:::::sigh::::::: I know I have a juvenile sense of humor sometimes.