Nite Mirror (nitemirror) wrote,
Nite Mirror

Play on Words

From LangaList Standard Edition 2002-01-07:

10) Just For Grins

Writing from Canada, reader Nick Dormaar sends along these "PLAY(s) ON

Dyslexics have more fnu
Clones are people, two
Entropy isn't what it used to be
Microbiology Lab Staph Only!
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses
Eschew obfuscation
186,000 miles/sec (300,000km/sec): Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Editing is a rewording activity
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure
My reality check just bounced
Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway
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